Gamer Friend Pillows

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Internet Cafe.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"