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Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Internet Cafe.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I virtually finished my homework."