Gaming Pal T-Shirts

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Theatre Crowd

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Date Night

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Friend in Need.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Stories about crumbs

Feathered frenzy

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Good arm."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Playing Footsies.

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'