Gaming Pal Gifts

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Theatre Crowd

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Date Night

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Friend in Need.

Stories about crumbs

Feathered frenzy

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"Good arm."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

United States Constitution.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Playing Footsies.

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"