Gaming Partner Gifts

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

Nerd tryouts.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I should probably get out more.