Gaming Gifts

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

Don Quixote Video Game

"Have you any idea how much that playstation cost?"

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"Yes, he cut paper, but rock hit him first - that make my client a victim."

The Queen's Operation

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

'Rock, you I can cover. Scissors, you're too big a risk.'

Evolution.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

Overweight kids in US schools.

'He never starts surgery until he can play the game three times in a row without messing up.'

"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

'Wow! What graphics!'

"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

Pandemic Jeopardy

'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'