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Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

Don Quixote Video Game

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"Yes, he cut paper, but rock hit him first - that make my client a victim."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

The Queen's Operation

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

'Rock, you I can cover. Scissors, you're too big a risk.'

Evolution.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'

Pandemic Jeopardy

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

'Wow! What graphics!'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'