Game Playing Gifts

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"I'll be the doctor and you be from managed care."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Whoa, he's good.

"I'm so tired of people using us in their sick little games."

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

Otters are Playful Creatures.

Wordplay: Thief.

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Remote control pirate bully

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Rage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Concert Pianist.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The height of fashion in 1796

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!