Match Playing Gifts

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Remote control pirate bully

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Swinging

Child driving a toy car

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Rocking Horse

'At lone at last.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Happy holidays for kids.

Boy and his dog

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'