Match Viewing Gifts

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Olympics create interest in curling.

'We're in a hurry.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Soccer Fans.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Women's World Cup Final

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'