Match Observer Gifts

'A wide wide'

'The circle is complete!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'We're in a hurry.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"Fake."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

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A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

God/Saint Watching Football.

Football

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

"Show-off!"

Spying on the Football Match

Footballers chasing a ball.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"