Match Watching Gifts

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"

Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"