Match Watching Pillows

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"

Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"