Watching Live Matches Pillows

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Zdeno Chara

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'