Watching Live Matches Prints

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Zdeno Chara