Football Watching Pillows

NFL is jerk to fans

'Stop moaning, Doris - you know you don't like football'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"