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"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

Praying for a goal assist.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'We're in a hurry.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."