Match Viewer Pillows

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'We're in a hurry.'

Praying for a goal assist.

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"Beware of watchdog."

The keen cricket fan

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Alastair Cook

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Cricket.

'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

I love badminton.

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

Football

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

Ballskeeper

Footballers chasing a ball.

There's a factory up here making something exported to earth? Yeah, people down there want a match made in heaven!

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

God/Saint Watching Football.

Spying on the Football Match

He takes England's losses very personally.

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"