Match-goer Pillows

The keen cricket fan

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'We're in a hurry.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."