Game-goer Pillows

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.