Playgoer Pillows

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Masquerade

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Redhead

Carioca

Playground Pipe Dreams

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

'Peekaboo!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Psychiatry in the Park