Playgoer Gifts

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Masquerade

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Carioca

Playground Pipe Dreams

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Leo McKern

Psychiatry in the Park

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'