Playgoing Gifts

Pirate

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Remote control pirate bully

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"She's been so creative lately."

'They all want to play the star.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."