Play Watching Gifts

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Remote control pirate bully

Bowled over again!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Tommy!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Pirate

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Tree house.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Swinging

"So, what do you do for play?"

'At lone at last.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'He's maturing early.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

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