Watching Plays Gifts

Learjet

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Three Witches from Macbeth

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

James Barrie.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"How was the play!"

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

What Are These?

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."