Watching Plays Gifts

Learjet

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

University Soapflakes

Theatre Crowd

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

A pretention of playwrights

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

James Barrie.

Three Witches from Macbeth

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"How was the play!"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

What Are These?

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

If Shakespeare were alive today