Match Finisher Pillows

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Praying for a goal assist.

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

The keen cricket fan

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'No dessert? You mean I ate all that food for nothing?'

Cricket.

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

'I am...an idiot.'

Footballers chasing a ball.

God/Saint Watching Football.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

Cricket

Tennis winner.

'A wide wide'

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper