Match Replay Addict Pillows

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Before instant replay.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Football merchandising - 1953.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

I love badminton.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

Footballers chasing a ball.

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Ballskeeper

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

BINGO Billiards

Cricket

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

'Can you come back later? I'm trying to watch the football.'

"You know a game is close when every time you watch the replay the result changes."

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.