Playing Matches Pillows

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Remote control pirate bully

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At lone at last.'

Swinging

Rocking Horse

'The kids were so sweet...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Child driving a toy car

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'