Playing Games Pillows

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

First Day of School

"Grandad...you're rubbish at hide and seek!"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'I-Spy with my little eye. Something beginning with...DVD.'

Scrabble night.

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

A slow day at Ray's Plumbing Supplies.

"Stop flipping your brother inside out!"

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Dad, want to play 'Rock, E-Doc, Scissors'?'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

Time to take your dreidel for a spin.

Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I thought you were playing Hide 'n' Seek with Grandma!'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You are my best friend, but we're enemies when we're playing paintball. If you can't accept that fact, then don't ask me to play.'

French Cricket.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

'Refer me to the monopolies commision just once more, and you'll get a punch on the nose!'

"Piss on the stick and then bring it back."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Is the internet down, again?"

"Cold...warmer...warmer...getting wa...you stepped in it."

How are we supposed to play "doctor" if you didn't bring a referral?

Old McDonald had a farm