Game Play Pillows

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Remote control pirate bully

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.