Game Play Pillows

"I thought I told you two to play 'presidential candidates' outside."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Remote control pirate bully

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Chase me, chase me cows.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Backfire

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Tommy!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."