Word Play Pillows

"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"

'Low T? How's the rest of my alphabet?'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Wine...Spirits...

"The most our country can give you at this time is perhaps a few more vowels."

Whack-A-Yankee

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'IV!'

"Ignore him. He's just on one of his power trips."

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Great Sarcasmo

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Boot sale

'Snowman is an island.'

'That's not the way to plead!'

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

"And if I'm elected I promise to go with the flow."

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

The Mythical Unicorn.

The early worm catches the bird.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

In the Museum of Dinosores.

'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'

Buckingham Palace,11:30 A.M.,and tourists gather to watch the changing of the guard.

Airbus

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.

"Oh, thin - and how are you?"

"Silly man, that wasn't an affair - I was just riffing on our marriage."

"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."