Play Fighting Pillows

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Remote control pirate bully

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"He likes it."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At lone at last.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"