Playful Warfare Pillows

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Silly sausages

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Fencing Lessons

Tug the Toggle

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man playing with a baby

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Stuff Broken

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Umbrella fight.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"