Playful Warlord Pillows

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Boy defends his last fry.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Fencing Lessons

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'Certain names and places in my 'What I did over the weekend' report have been changed to protect the innocent.'

USS Party Time.

Umbrella fight.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Sword Fight

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

Navy games.

Winston Churchill

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'It's Chivalry that's dead, Cavalry is alive and well...'

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

War games

Using public transport- only protected

"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"

Genghis Khan

1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

A confrontation between two boys