Playful Warlord Pillows

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Fencing Lessons

'Certain names and places in my 'What I did over the weekend' report have been changed to protect the innocent.'

USS Party Time.

Umbrella fight.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Sword Fight

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

Navy games.

Winston Churchill

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'It's Chivalry that's dead, Cavalry is alive and well...'

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

War games

Using public transport- only protected

Genghis Khan

1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

A confrontation between two boys