Future Warlord Hopeful Pillows

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Breaking Through

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'How am I doing?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Let's begin with an x-ray of your portfolio."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

'He died of too much money.'