Playful Commander Pillows

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Ramming Speed!"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Silly sausages

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Fencing Lessons

USS Party Time.

Tug the Toggle

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Stuff Broken

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

Umbrella fight.

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."