Fun-loving Commander Pillows

USS Party Time.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Fencing Lessons

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Really big bang

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'May I play through please?'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Self Practice for Paratroopers

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'