Fun-loving Soldier Pillows

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Skipping Horse

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Skateboard

Man building a tree house

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Rugby Player

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Monkey Handshake

Rubber Ring

Goalie Wall.

Fencing Lessons

Monster chariot races

Dangerous Mural

"Boogie your socks off."

Really big bang

USS Party Time.

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

It's my golf night out with the boys!

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Spin the turtle.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'