Military Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Pillows

Tank Tops.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Lost around a military base.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.