Military Enthusiast With A Funny Bone T-Shirts

Tank Tops.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Michael Caine

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'