Quirky Military Enthusiast T-Shirts

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Michael Caine

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Eye Off the Ball

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."