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A stylized tank.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"All rise."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

The Trench-Sealer

Trump's Big Parade

Really big bang

"Fruit of the Loon"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Charles de Gaulle

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Stalin.

Get Ready for the Next One

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers

Torture Budget Cuts