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Stalin.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Attila the Nun.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I envisioned something more robust'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Custer's Last Selfie

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Really big bang

Billards.

Charles de Gaulle

'For free, take.'

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Royal Drying Corps.

'This could take a while - cancel my appointment with the Duke of Wellington.'

Teddy barrage ballons

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."