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Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Time Machine Collision

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"All rise."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"It appears you have a virus."

Memo Mania

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Global Arms Trade

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Charles de Gaulle

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Tiny Drones

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy