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Rather Awkward!

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Your Future Home.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

People and robots

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"All rise."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."