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Rather Awkward!

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

People and robots

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"All rise."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."