Military Drill Fan Pillows

"All rise."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Man practising the violin.

'I envisioned something more robust'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

'What training do I get?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Charles de Gaulle

Smoking Firemen.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Knight relieving himself.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Fish Tricks

France.

Putin's Napoleon Complex

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'