Firearm Fan Pillows

"They were a wedding gift."

Sign on lead mining company billboard: 'We support the N.R.A.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"All rise."

Fire Assembly Point

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Really big bang

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Charles de Gaulle

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Baby World Leaders

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

"You need glasses, Roy."

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

Greece on fire

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'I told you not to play with matches.'