Quirky Military Fan Pillows

A stylized tank.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"All rise."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Really big bang

"Fruit of the Loon"

The Trench-Sealer

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Charles de Gaulle

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Self Practice for Paratroopers

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Stalin.

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers

Gen. Halleck's Forces Corduroying Roads to Corinth, Mississippi