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"All rise."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Memo Mania

Man practising the violin.

'I envisioned something more robust'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Trump's Big Parade

Really big bang

'What training do I get?'

The Trench-Sealer

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Charles de Gaulle

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Knight relieving himself.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Fish Tricks

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Smoking Firemen.

France.

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Putin's Napoleon Complex

A stylized tank.